when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

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selena gomez watching justin bieber’s career


Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no